ऐसा अपना husband हो,६ फीट जिसकी height हो,जींस ढ़ीली मगर बॉडी tight हो,बीवी का हर नखरा उठाये,इतना मिजाज़ उसका light हो,husband अपना ऐसा bright हो, उफ्फ़ तक ना करे,इतना quiet हो,dinner बनाये वो जब भी,रोमांटिक night हो,shopping करके मैं जब भी आऊँ,बोले बेगम तुम कितनी nice हो,husband अपना ऐसा bright हो, मुझे रानी बना कर …
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ऐसी अपनी wife हो,५’५” जिसकी height हो,चेहरा जिसका bright हो,weight में थोड़ी सी light हो,उम्र में difference slight हो,थोड़ी सी वो quiet हो,ऐसी अपनी wife हो… सड़क पर जब चले तो सब कहें क्या cute हो,भीड़ में से जब निकले,तो सब कहें ज़रा side हो,side हो,India कि वो पैदाइश हो,सास-ससुर कि सेवा जिसकी ख्वाहिश हो,ऐसी …
* In England, it is illegal to sell most goods on a Sunday, (this law is mostly ignored), it is however legal to sell a carrot. It is also legal to sell it at any price and to give free gifts with it * In China, you may only have one child, or you will …
काम वाली बाईएक दिन अचानककाम पर नहीं आईतो पत्नी ने फोन पर डांट लगाईंअगर तुझे आज नहीं आना थातो पहले बताना था वह बोली –मैंने तो परसों हीफेसबुक पर लिख दिया था क़िएक सप्ताह के लिए गोवा जा रही हूँपहले अपडेट रहोफिर भी पता न चले तो कहो पत्नी बोली =तो तू फेसबुक पर भी …
Q: A beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer meets another software engineer.Both of them ask the same question to each other.What is the question ???A: So, Which Platform are you Working on ???…. Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India?? AnswerA: Hindustan Lever (Leaver). Q: What will u call a person …
Q. Why do indian women wear red dots on their foreheads? A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by aiming at their wife’s red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the …
#include#include#define MAAL beautiful_lady main(){ goto college; scanf(“100%”,&ladies); if(lady == MAAL) line++; while( !reply ) { printf(“I Love U”); scanf(“100%”,&reply); } if(reply == “GAALI”) main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == “SANDAL “) exit(1); else if(reply == “I Love U”) { lover = MAAL; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant: …
Here’s how the professors of different subjects definethe same word (kiss) in different ways Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two dividedby nothing.Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distancebetween two lips. Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth dueto the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction …
1. Newton’s Method: Let, the lion catch you For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught the lion (Assuming that you’re alive). 2. Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. …
struct Indian_female_professionals{double styles;short skirts;long time_to_understand_problems;float mind;void knowledge;char non_co-operative;} struct married_females{double weight;short tempered;long gossip;float hopes;void word;char unstable;} struct engaged_females{double time_on_phone;short attention_on_work;long boast;float on_cloud_nine;void understanding;char edgy;} struct newly_married_females{double dinner_invitation;short time_at_work;long lunch_break;void bank_balance;char hen_pecked;} struct Indian_husband_wife_professionals{double income;short tempered;long time_no_see_each_other;void love_life;char money-making;}