Universal law of Love: “Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money” First law of Love: “A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to …
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1 ) A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would.2 ) A woman resembles a personal computer in that she will not do exactly what you thought it will.3 ) After a while, you simply cannot do without both: your computers and your woman.4 ) Computers are …
If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don’t, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don’t, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimpIf you don’t, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she …
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The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,The woman discovered LOVE and invented …
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he …
20 things common to all engineering colleges: 1).The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the ‘dhaba’ next to the college. 2).Rules are made to be broken. 3).Promises are made to be broken. 4).Deadlines are made to be extended…ALWAYS! 5).Guys always think the chics in the college …
Men: **********1. All men are extremely busy. ********** 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. ************ 3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. ************ 4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around. ************ 5. Although they always have one …
It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365′ days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.. 3. 8 hours daily sleep-means …
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. 3. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her …