The Manager says: “Do you have any sales experience?” The Indian says: “Sir, I was a salesman back home in India.” Well, the boss liked the Indian chappie so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow.. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.” His first day on the job was …
People always come into your life for a reason, a season and a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you …
Once a king called upon all of his wise men and asked them, ” Is there a mantra or suggestion which works in every situation, in every circumstances, in every place and in every time. In every joy, every sorrow, every defeat and every victory? One answer for all questions? Something which can help me …
• Behavioral Anger – This type of anger usually describes someone who is aggressive towards whatever triggered their anger… this can be another person. This can be someone who always seems to act out, or is troublesome. Sometimes the outcome is physical abuse or attacks against others.• Passive Anger – People who use sarcasm or …
Baby giraffes never go to school. But they learn a very important lesson rather early in life. A lesson that all of us would do well to remember. The birth of a baby giraffe is quite an earth-shaking event. The baby falls from its mother’s womb, some eight feet above the ground. It shrivels up …
1. Never ever write a line of code that someone else can understand. 2. Make the simplest line of code appear complex. Use long names. Don’t ever code “a=b”, rather do something like: AlphaNodeSemaphore = *(int)&(unsigned long)(BetaFrameNodeFarm)) 3. Type fast think slow. 4. Never use direct references to anything ever. Bury everything in macros. Bury …
Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure STOPS you from enjoying it. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. Misers aren’t much fun to live with, …
Q: A beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer meets another software engineer.Both of them ask the same question to each other.What is the question ???A: So, Which Platform are you Working on ???…. Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India?? AnswerA: Hindustan Lever (Leaver). Q: What will u call a person …
“Don’t get complacent. Push yourself out of your comfort zone and set higher standards of achievement for yourself. Once you’ve achieved a standard of excellence, never let it rest–push yourself even higher.”— Dave Anderson“What are the critical success factors of your job? What must you be absolutely, positively excellent at doing to be successful?”— Brian …
“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed. It is the only thing that ever has.” — Margaret Mead “You do not lead by hitting people over the head – that’s assault, not leadership.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower “Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for …