The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (I used ‘Baygon’ and killed 100s of ants, but who noticed it first is a great observer!) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (WHY??) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. …
1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Try & try, if you don’t succeed, then CHEAT 4. Work is fine if it doesn’t take too much of your time. 5. When everything comes in your way you’re in the wrong lane. 6. …
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to the othersBelieve in yourself.Avoid negative people, places, things and habits.Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.Be yourself.Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves.FAILURE” is not the falling down, but the staying down.God made only a …
Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash. Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one …
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is ‘UP.’ It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ?At a meeting, why does a topic come …
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce . 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his …
•I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn’t looking good either.•I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.•Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?•I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.•Someday we’ll look back on …
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab . Dear Mr Bill Gates , We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the …
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying: “My friend you have not worked here for even a …
* Everything you eat is savoured with garlic, onions and chillies. * You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil. * You are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport. * You arrive one or two hours late to a party, and think it’s normal. * …