One day, a young boy asked his mom. “Why are you crying?” “Because I’m a woman” she told him. “I don’t understand,” he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, “And you never will, but that’sokay.” Later the little boy asked his father, “Why does mom seem to cry for noreason?” “All women cry …
Month: October 2020
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don’t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss …
A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.The next morning while they are eating breakfast, The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.”That laundry is not very clean”, she said…”She doesn’t know how to wash correctly.Perhaps she needs better laundry soap.” Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would …
A student asks a teacher, “What is love?” The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.” The student went to the field, go thru …
Equation 1Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoyDonkey = eat + sleepTherefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoyTherefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + WorkIn other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++Equation 2Man = eat + sleep + earn moneyDonkey = eat …
“Unwanted moments are really the only way to discover the truth about our present unseen limitations.” – Guy Finley “If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.” – Dick Clark “The fact that you are even here, alive, on this planet is a mathematical miracle, and you should not spend the time …
“Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.” – George Woodberry, “The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.” – Thomas Jefferson “A rose is not its thorns, a peach is not its fuzz …
“There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.” – Jim Davis “A man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.” – Charles Schwab “Change is …
“A good marriage is when you’re married not to someone you can live with, but to someone you really cannot live without.” – Dr. Howard Hendricks “It isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think …
“To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.” – Sven Goran Eriksson “We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.” – Sam Keen “Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and focus on what could go right.” – …