Letter from Jesus about Christmas – Dear Children,It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you’ve forgotten that I wasn’t actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of your predecessors who decided to celebrate …
Month: October 2020
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn’t know why he …
20 things common to all engineering colleges: 1).The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the ‘dhaba’ next to the college. 2).Rules are made to be broken. 3).Promises are made to be broken. 4).Deadlines are made to be extended…ALWAYS! 5).Guys always think the chics in the college …
Men: **********1. All men are extremely busy. ********** 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. ************ 3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. ************ 4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around. ************ 5. Although they always have one …
It’s not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year has ONLY 365′ days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.Days left 263.. 3. 8 hours daily sleep-means …
(Former President of India APJ Abdul Kalam at Wharton India Economic forum , Philadelphia, March 22,2008) Question: Could you give an example, from your own experience, of how leaders should manage failure? Kalam: Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project director of India’s satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called …
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. 2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. 3. Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her …
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Here is the professor’s “Bonus Question”: Is Hell …
ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE! Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: “Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease”? …
Your mind, like your body, needs exercise in order to function well. A few ways to exercise your mind is to do some crossword puzzles, or play common games like solitaire or chess to keep your mind sharp. Keep on adding, multiplying, and subtracting. Do not always depend on a calculator. At least once a …