Q. Why do indian women wear red dots on their foreheads? A. Well, in ancient times, Indian men used to practice archery skills by aiming at their wife’s red dot. In fact, that is one of the reasons why they had many wives. You see, once they mastered the art of archery and hit the …
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#include#include#define MAAL beautiful_lady main(){ goto college; scanf(“100%”,&ladies); if(lady == MAAL) line++; while( !reply ) { printf(“I Love U”); scanf(“100%”,&reply); } if(reply == “GAALI”) main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == “SANDAL “) exit(1); else if(reply == “I Love U”) { lover = MAAL; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant: …
• The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough is love. -Henry Miller • Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. -Vincent van …
Here’s how the professors of different subjects definethe same word (kiss) in different ways Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two dividedby nothing.Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distancebetween two lips. Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth dueto the expansion of the heart. Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction …
A young woman who was pregnant, boarded a bus. Then, when she noticed ayoung man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account ofher condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She movedagain and then on her third move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.Then the case came before …
1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you, can bring …
1. Throw out nonessential numbers.This includes age, weight, and height.Let the doctors worry about them.. That is why you pay them. 2. Keep only cheerful friends.The grouches pull you down.(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!) 3. Keep learning:Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.Never let the brain get idle.‘An …
You are stronger than you think~REMEMBER to stand tall.Every challenge in your lifeHelps you to grow.Every problem you encounterStrengthens your mind and your soul.Every trouble you overcomeIncreases your understanding of life.When all your troubles weigh heavilyOn your shoulders,Remember that beneath the burdenYou can stand tall because you are neverGiven more than you can handle~And you …
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The idea that humans can learn from wolves is not new, and according to anthropologists, the practice is as old as the hills. There’s a body of research which suggests that humans learned vital survival skills from wolves, at an important stage in homo sapiens’ development. “Many early humans modeled themselves on wolf packs, learning …
1. Don’t criticise in a negative way, it makes the other person defensive.(Use the “yes, but…” strategy). 2. Give sincere appreciation to others, not flattery. 3. Smile more often, it increases face value. 4. Be a good listener, because listening shows caring. 5. Stay away from gossip. 6. The best way to win an argument? …