Here’s how the professors of different subjects define
the same word (kiss) in different ways
Prof. of Algebra: Kiss is infinity because two divided
by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance
between two lips.
Prof. of Physics: Kiss is the contraction of mouth due
to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the
interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary
bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two
orbicular muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Accountancy: Kiss is a credit because it is
profitable when returned.
Prof. of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the
demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose
probability depends on the vital statistics of
36-24-36.
Prof. of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the
child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English: Kiss is a noun that is used as a
conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is
spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Computer Science: What is a kiss? It looks to be
an undefined variable
Prof. of Architecture: Kiss is a process, which builds
a solid bond between the two dynamic objects