Q: A beggar meets another beggar.A software engineer meets another software engineer.Both of them ask the same question to each other.What is the question ???
A: So, Which Platform are you Working on ???….
Q: What will u call a person who is leaving India?? Answer
A: Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q: What will u call a person who leaves India, but doesn’t travel much??
A: Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).
Q: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. why ?? Why ??
A: Tendulkar is an opener
Q: Who is Joe?
A:”Kambakth ishq” – Because “Kambakth ishq hai Joe!”
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other
ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack!
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built.
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have ?
A. Very large hands.
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. He sleeps at night.
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become ?
A. It becomes wet.
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A. The other half.
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
A. Dinner.
Q. What gets wet with drying ?
A. A towel.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
A. It caused a revolution.
Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish ?
A. Because it has its own scales.
Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg ?
A. Because it is too tyred.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A. liquid
A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage-Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage-Drink whenever you are HAPPY
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl
Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray,
if you are still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.