Men:
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1. All men are extremely busy.
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2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
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3. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them.
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4. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around.
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5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
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6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
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7. Although the woman leaves them they still don’t learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
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Women:
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1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
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2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
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3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
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4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
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5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “an old rag”.
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6. Although their clothes are always “just an old rag”, they still expect you to compliment them.
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7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don’t believe you.